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What does Madonna have in common with the NFL?
by mark beadles on mon, dec 5th 2011 at 12:32 est
What does Madonna have in common with the NFL?
a) Both have been the favorite pastime of countless American men for decades
b) Multi-million-dollar paychecks for lackluster performance
c) The look of old tanned rawhide
d) Won’t admit to having any connection with Detroit
e) Is expected to disappoint us all at Superbowl XLVI
f) Nothing. Nothing at all. What the h*ll are you thinking, NFL?
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