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If you’re new to dry rubs, I recommend this one first. This is absolutely FABULOUS on pork ribs, but it will work on anything, even chicken or lamb. The trick to KC style barbecue is a combination of dry rub and wet sauce: dry rub for cooking, and wet sauce for serving. It works either with or without smoke, which makes it more flexible as well. This recipe makes about 12 cup, enough for 2 full racks of baby back ribs.
If you’re cooking pork ribs, it’s best to remove the membrane from the inside of the ribs: either rip the membrane end-to-end clean off the bones, or score the membrane against each of the rib bones. This is true for lamb as well: be sure to remove any membrane before rubbing. If you’re cooking a loin or other cut with a significant layer of fat, leave the fat on the meat but score it deeply with a knife in a a cross-hatch pattern. This will let the rub penetrate more deeply into the meat.
Rub with your hands! Get messy and knead the rub in like a deep tissue massage…really work it. You can let the meat marinate in the rub as long as you care, at least a half hour up to two hours or so.
Cook the meat dry. When done, serve the meat with a KC-style barbecue sauce on the side. Don’t baste the meat with barbecue sauce.
People do seem to like this rub.
ingredientsCombine lemon juice, black pepper, garlic, ginger, chili pepper, and peanut oil. Brush the entire mixture over all surfaces of the chicken pieces. Let marinate for 1/2 hour.
In a dutch oven or large stirfry pan with a lid, place the chicken pieces skin-side down. Add the chopped red onion on tp of the chicken. On medium-high heat, cook the chicken on that side, uncovered, until the skin just begins to get golden. Turn the chicken pieces over, brush the skin with a little bit of butter, add salt and pepper to taste, and cover the lid. Cook on medium-high heat until the chicken is nearly cooked through, 30-40 minutes (this depends on how big the pieces are).
Turn the chicken pieces over one last time and cook, covered, under medium-low heat until the skin turns a darker golden-brown. The golden-brown, almost crispy skin is what really makes this dish “pop”.
Serve over rice.
I exist forever.
There’s a concept in the physics of relativity called a “world line” or a “world sheet”. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_line
As you move from here to there through the three dimensions of space, you also move through the fourth dimension of time. Of course, your travel through time is much more constrained than your travel through space. You can move as fast or as slow as you want through space, in any direction. But you are traveling through time at the speed of light (it’s true) in the futureward direction, and there’s really nothing you can do about that.
So as you describe your journey through space, you are really describing a journey through a 4-dimensional universe. For a person, the path of You in your successive positions from your birth to your death looks something like this:
Credit: George Gamow, One, Two, Three, Infinity)
http://www.leptonic.com/skip/WLMblog/WorldLine-3.jpg
I call this path a World Worm (not to be confused with a wormhole). My World Worm started when I was born and will end when I die … right? Well, sure, from the limited point of view of another one of us poor humans. All that any of us can see is a single instant in time, and we can only remember the past. So someday You and I will no longer exist. Unless of course we step outside of the 4 dimensions and look at things from a timeless point of view.
From outside the 4 dimensions, the World Worm is simply ‘there’. It is there, was there, and will always be there – if one looks from outside of time. The diagram above shows a World Worm as it ‘is’, and will remain there whenever you care to go back and look at it.
You’re the same way, and so am I. Although we were born and will die, our existence is, has always been, and will always be a fact.
I exist forever.
ingredientsEnjoy and relax. Yummy.
ingredientsTo prepare:
1. Combine parsley and cilantro.
2. Pour oil into large skillet (one with a cover). Add chicken pieces, onion, garlic, saffron, salt, pepper, cinnamon stick, ginger, and 1/2 of the parsley/cilantro mixture. Cook, covered, over medium heat for 45 minutes, turning occasionally. Your house will now smell like heaven.
3. Combine almonds, 1/2 the powdered sugar, and 1/2 the powdered cinnamon in a food processor. Process until well mixed but still crumbly.
4. Remove chicken pieces from skillet and put in refrigerator to cool. You will be pulling the chicken meat later.
5. Strain the reserved cooking juices to remove large pieces. Re-heat the skillet with the cooking juices to medium heat. Add the 3 eggs to the cooking juices and beat until soft-scrambled. Remove and set aside/refrigerate.
6. Let the chicken meat cool sufficiently. If you let it sit overnight in the refrigerator the flavor will blend quite deliciously. Pull the meat from the bones, and chop the meat roughly.
7. Assembly. Get a lasagna pan and butter it well, then assemble in the following layers:
i. 3 sheets phyllo dough, each sheet brushed with butter
ii. 1/2 of the almond mixture
iii. chicken meat
iv. remaining parsley/cilantro mixture
v. 1 sheet phyllo dough, brushed with butter
vi. scrambled eggs
vii. other 1/2 of the almond mixture
viii. 2 sheets phyllo dough, brushed with butter
8. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown.
9. Remove from oven and immediately sift remaining powdered sugar over the top of the pie. Dust lightly with the remaining powdered cinnamon.
10. Serve hot or cold with harissa (Moroccan hot sauce).
This was a big hit! It’s like a combination of Baklava and Chicken Pot Pie. All three boys ate it up amid various yummy noises, and with my picky boys you know that means it’s a hit. A bit of work, but well well worth it. We served it with couscous and peas. Even my mom loved it. Yowzah!
Taquitos (aka flautas) the Beadles way isn’t fast food, but nice…and…slow…. El pollo es la llave! (The chicken is the key!)Set a large crockpot to its highest heat level. Add the sofrito ingredients (butter, onion, bell pepper, garlic, cilantro, and ketchup) to the pot. Let them heat, stirring occasionally, until the butter is melted and coats the vegetables.
Season the chicken breasts with pepper and adobo, and add to the crockpot. Pour in the contents of the can of tomatoes and chilies, along with the whole dried chili. Cover and cook in the crock-pot about 6 hours, literally until the meat is falling off the chicken.
Cool the chicken in the refrigerator for a little while until cool enough to pull. Pull the meat from the bones and set aside.
[Bonus: remove the skins, bones, and chili stem from the remaining liquid, and blend it all up until smooth. Save this delicious sauce for your next recipe.]
This is a mustard-based rub for beef or pork. It’s not Tex-Mex spicy, rather it’s got a nice peppercorny bite to it. It works best for large cuts of meat that are barbecued with smoke for a few hours. We used hickory smoke.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Take any excess feathers off the wings. Coat the wings with vegetable oil spray. Salt and pepper to taste. Bake the wings on a cookie sheet for about 45 minutes until crispy and golden brown.
Meanwhile make the sauces.
Buffalo sauce: Melt the butter over low heat in a saucepan. When butter is melted, remove from heat. Add hot sauce and garlic and stir very well. Pour into a medium sized bowl and set aside.
Teriyaki sauce: Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring often, until the sauce just begins to thicken. Remove from heat, pour into another medium sized bowl, and set aside.
When the wings are cooked, remove from the oven. Put 1 dozen in the Buffalo sauce, 1 dozen in the teriyaki. Mix each batch very well until completely coated in yummy sauces.
Serve HOT with celery and blue cheese. Probably beer, too.
Well beforehand, even a day, cook the bacon until quite crispy. Drain, pat off excess fat, and crumble.
Combine all the vinaigrette ingredients and shake together well. The recipe above gives the amount enough for a salad for two. To make more vinaigrette, just keep the ingredients in their 1:1:1 proportion.
Wash all vegetables thoroughly. Cut any long stems from the fennel and save for another dish. Trim the base and the outer leaves to remove any tough parts. Quarter the fennel and remove the innermost core. Finally, slice with the grain into matchstick-sized pieces. Peel and core the pear and slice approximately the same thickness as the fennel.
Combine the fennel, pears, and lettuce and dress with the vinaigrette, coating everything well. Top with crumbled goat cheese and bacon.
Light, satisfying, and surprising: the bacon doesn’t make it too heavy; the tangy cheese and crunchy, juicy pears and fennel give a great mouth feel and freshness; and the unusual combination of fruit and anise flavors against the bacon and cheese’s saltiness and umami is a real treat.